Weight of GeniusWARNING: May collapseunder weight of own geniusat any moment
HaikuI hate you HaikuYou are very hard to doGo back to Japan
A lovely haikuHaikus are easyBut sometimes they don't make senseRefrigerator
Captain's HaikuCaptain's Haiku:Confident studentStudied hard the night beforeFails the first question.........Damn it, depression, die...-Chen Yuan Wen, 27th August 2012, 12:11am (Still staring at question one)
Senryu Series 111.election daychoosing the devil I know2.first dateher parents questionour future3.road tripthe kids unpacka squabble4.massage therapyanother old knotof heartbreak5.deep recession I add more spiceto the ramen6.televangelistavailable on Itunessalvation7.job well donefrom the boss...blue moon8.18th birthdaya postcardfrom the army9.cemeteryeven herethe poor section10.midnight dinereveryone feedsthe jukebox11.haunted housewe let the youngestgo first
Sinusitis: A HaikuNasal cavityFascinating petrie dishA mucoid rainbow
A Midnight WearyA Midnight WearyAmongst twinkling stars,Much like a cricket's chorus;Panicking student,Types his essay:"Failure is red,My parent's say;An Asian get 'B'Is shameful display!"
Haiku - 34are you the same oneevery night?evening fly***você é a mesmade todas as noites?mosca noturna
Haikus are Too ShortHaikus are too short,To be at all worth clicking,So I'll write some more.These words are filler,So I don't feel truly bad,For writing briefly.I write re HaikusIn a Haiku, how clever!I'm showing off now.
Filming Twilight: an Ianthony haikuBella looks so hotI just want to grab her assOh shit, that's Ian
I Have Your ScarfBehold the manatee!Salt sweet curves, it laughs at youfor you've no pants on
School, a Haikuno no no no nono no no no no no nono no no no no
i cry myself to sleep...i heard death is likesex only better becausei don't have to lookat you.
Emo Haiku-- I --I am an EmoNobody understands meEveryone hates me-- II --Cut my wrists gentlyCry myself to sleep most nightsNo-one likes me now-- III --Please don't watch me cryMight make my eyeliner runMasked by floppy fringe-- IV --Got dressed in the darkIndividualityLike all the others-- V --I'm always depressedToo angsty to even smileStill nobody cares-- VI --I'm not gay I swearChicks dig it when guys kiss guysIt's not nice... honest-- VII --I write bad poemsNobody wants to read themMakes me want to cry-- VIII --I am still depressedIt's always nice when it rainsThe world's depressed too
LandingIf a dragonflypauses on your freckled noseso might the summer.
Thief - A Haiku.Someone stole my pants.Did you see what they looked like?They have extra pants.
Butcher - A Haiku.Three old mad ladies,Walked into a butcher's shop.He is now their food.
Doctor - A Haiku.The doctor told me,I had some strange illnesses.I hope he is wrong.
Count - A Haiku.I can't count to six.Haikus are five and seven.I am at a loss.
let me know if you find one...!